Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Friday, 5 April 2013

April 5, 2013

FYB: "Like, why are you even living here?"
Me: "This was the only room with space available in residence. And, honestly, I'm not surprised that your other roommates moved out."
FYB: "Are you seriously making fun of them?"
Me: "No, I'm seriously making fun of you."


 "Are you gonna go get stoned now? Is that all you guys do, just get fucking high?" - FYB friend


"Did you check the bus schedule?" "No, I don't know how." 

Thursday, 4 April 2013

April 4, 2013

"I feel like, you can't wear a nice shirt if you have curly hair. Because then, like, so much is going on. You know?"

"I hope this warms your throat for the vodka coming next."

"She's like: 1. an emo, 2. a wiccan, and 3. a proud lesbian." 

I swear to god, if there is one more party in this apartment at 3 AM, the world will have 3 fewer bitties.

*Note: Shit was later flipped. By me.
*Question: If bitties call you a "psycho cunt bitch", should this be taken as a compliment? 


April 3, 2013

Oh, fuck. It's my bitty roommate's 19th birthday.

April 1, 2013

"Aren't you guys so excited to be drunk on a Monday?"

March 27, 2013

I thought my bitty roommates were finally cleaning the sink. Nope, just filling up their bong.

March 25, 2013

"I don't have any money. Well...I do, but I'm saving it for drugs."