April 4, 2013

"I feel like, you can't wear a nice shirt if you have curly hair. Because then, like, so much is going on. You know?"

"I hope this warms your throat for the vodka coming next."

"She's like: 1. an emo, 2. a wiccan, and 3. a proud lesbian." 

I swear to god, if there is one more party in this apartment at 3 AM, the world will have 3 fewer bitties.

*Note: Shit was later flipped. By me.
*Question: If bitties call you a "psycho cunt bitch", should this be taken as a compliment?