"I feel like, you can't wear a nice shirt if you have curly hair. Because then, like, so much is going on. You know?"
"I hope this warms your throat for the vodka coming next."
"She's like: 1. an emo, 2. a wiccan, and 3. a proud lesbian."
I swear to god, if there is one more party in this apartment at 3 AM, the world will have 3 fewer bitties.
*Note: Shit was later flipped. By me.
*Question: If bitties call you a "psycho cunt bitch", should this be taken as a compliment?