FYB: "Like, why are you even living here?"
Me: "This was the only room with space available in residence. And,
honestly, I'm not surprised that your other roommates moved out." FYB: "Are you seriously making fun of them?" Me: "No, I'm seriously making fun of you."
"Are you gonna go get stoned now? Is that all you guys do, just get fucking high?" - FYB friend
"Did you check the bus schedule?" "No, I don't know how."